The Heavenly Gift

Interesting life this, isn't it?

Just when I thought it couldn't get any more comical, the GOP boy scouts have released a video which was apparently the late Andrew Breitbart's smoking gun that he had been threatening to release for the last year or so.

Honestly, the mercurial right-wing firebrand had been going on about this video for so long, I had began to wonder if I had done something I wasn't aware of! Listen, Harvard was fun. I gave so many speeches there like most people who found themselves in leadership positions and I spoke and fought for what I believed. If you find something where I am smoking dope or shooting something up my arms, then call me...otherwise STFU!

Besides, the late Andrew has at least gifted me some ammunition for my detractors {of which he was one}. Now we all know I did indeed attend Harvard, so Donald Trump need not get his comb-over in another twist and those who say I cannot make speeches without teleprompters, can now see otherwise. I only use them now because I am speaking to the American people and I would rather not make a mistake....

Oh, did you hear Mitt Romney now has $7.3 million in cash for his campaign? I am surprised he hasn't spent it all trying to outspend Rick Santorum 5 to 1, for the sake of a few votes...hahaha! Oh God help me....these GOP cabbages are just a sideshow.

$7.3 million? All we make is one phonecall and like Hov says we turn that to Baby Money!

Take care guys.

The Story of The Super Tuesday Tortoise

So there you have it folks.....the GOP Super Tuesday race is over and I guess you are all as confused as I am!

When the Democrats did this in 2008, it was only Aunty Hilary and I. There was no confusion as to where we were going and it showed when we finally chose the nominee.

With these GOP fellas {they will never have a woman...trust me}, one is never sure what the whole thing is about. Romney can only sneak past Santorum, despite outspending him 5 to 1! Gingrinch refuses to lay down and die, because he is apparently the tortoise of the race!

Hahahaha....probably explains the pic below, where he fell asleep before one of his many rousing speeches. The best thing the man ever said was the bit about the moon colony. Like that idea, everything Newt does is out of this world.

As for Ron Paul, well, it is not P.C to insult the afflicted, but please in the name of God....go!

(The Sleeping Tortoise)

One more thing: can the GOP stop talking about going to war with Iran or any other country. It exposes your ignorance and lack of burden that faces the country's Number 1 citizen. If I listened to this lot, I will have us fighting on so many fronts, there will be no Armed forces left to defend us.

Fighting for your country is noble, but there is nothing remotely dignified about sending our fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunties, daughters and sons to die on nothing but our whims.

If you haven't got anything else to say guys - please shut up!

Bailed Out!

Okay guys, so Mitt Romney finally won in Michigan and Arizona.Well Mitt, you were Governor in one of those states, so a defeat would have been...shall we say...disastrous! SMH.

I am still waiting for some appreciation to come our way though. I mean, imagine what the atmosphere would have been like if I had followed Romney's advice on the auto bail-out. Oh, you are not aware of what he said? Okay here goes;

"If General Motors, Ford and Chrysler get the bailout that their chief executives asked for yesterday, you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye. It won’t go overnight, but its demise will be virtually guaranteed."

That was in 2008, when the man who now wants to be President could not show the mettle and foresight, required when you have to lead from the front.

I was out in Michigan and I had no choice but to remind the folks out there who stood with them when everyone else said we should let them go;

"It’s been funny to watch some of these politicians completely try to rewrite history now that you’re back on your feet. The same folks who said if we went forward with our plan to rescue Detroit, “you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye.”

Could you blame me? There GOP guys always talking about values this and values that. Incredible! Is there a greater value than standing by your people when they are at their lowest?

I don't think so...

To paraphrase Col Nathan Jessop; I would rather you just thank me and be on your way!

Good News makes Desperate people mad!

Good morning world!

Unless you live under a rock, I am certain you are now aware of the positive news about jobs, shares and the economy in general. It has been the best news for a while and as you would expect from one's political rivals (especially in this current climate), everyone on the other side is mad with envy!

There has been a lot of attention both good and bad, but we are keeping our eyes on the prize. I had the pleasure of speaking briefly to Style magazine earlier today and below is an excerpt from our chat;

SM: Can we start by congratulating you sir on today's figures.
BO: Thank you very much. This is what I am paid to do and we will see the job through.
SM: Getting straight to it sir, how do you rate the current GOP candidates?
BO: To be brief, Mitt Romney is good-looking, but not as cool as me. Gingrinch is overweight and Americans always want a trim president. Santorum is so right-wing, we will be in World War 3 if he took over and Ron Paul, well....Ron is just Ron. Every election needs a pantomime character.
SM: So you think it will be easy come November?
BO: No election is easy, but I am already ahead of all of them and I haven't even brought out Michelle or Hillary yet...come on guys (laughing).
SM: You really think that will make a difference?
BO: Of course! Have you seen our family photos? Cutest family in the race!
SM: Lastly sir, you really think the GOP will pick a Mormon to be their candidate?
BO: Well..some said the Democratic Party will not pick a black man....but guess who is the White House now.

That was really good fun with Style Magazine. The full interview details will be in their March edition....please buy it. anyway, back to politics. I guess when all you pray for is for our administration to fail, it must be extremely riling when all informed observers are saying the only way is up.

(Gingrinch and Romney on hearing wrong January job report)

When I took office, we were officially in a recession and we were shedding hundred of thousands of jobs every month. We knew we had an intransigent Congress, so we decided to knuckle down, knowing fully well ordinary Americans are smart enough to know who is trying to make things better and who is doing everything to strangle progress.

Today, we are on course to erase the job deficit for this administration and the Dow Jones at the highest since the crash and lie is good right now.

The Endorsement Merry-Go-Round

So, the self-publicity machine called 'The Donald' is back!

Not satisfied with his failed attempt to prove my 'fake' American citizenship and his successful TV exposure with The Apprentice, it seems Mr Trump is desperate to ensure no one forgets him in the ongoing GOP election melee. Rumours still persist that the estate developer extraordinaire, sees himself as a viable option for the Republican presidential candidate and one cannot really blame him, when you consider the dross that is available at the moment.

(About.com - Political Humour)

Romney might be the leader in the polls, but he is surely not more conservative that Trump. Then we have Gingrinch who is so far to the right, he practically slices the party in two. Being a man more suited to delusions of grandeur, Trump probably thinks he stands a good chance!

Listen to him a few months ago;

".....I would screw America's enemies....I think I probably have more experience of anybody -- whether I sell them real estate for tremendous amounts of money. I mean, I've dealt with everybody," the billionaire real-estate mogul told Fox News Monday morning, touting his supposed foreign policy credentials. "And by the way, I can tell you something else. I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land."
"That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him," Trump continued. "That's what we should be doing."

Sounds like the real deal doesn't he? You can just imagine him and Sarah Palin on their Loony honeymoon on the Gingrinch Moon colony!

Trump for President? Hmmmmmmm.....let's comb over that!

Tomorrow is another day.

An Elephant called Boredom......

I don't know about you, but I am mind-numbing bored by these GOP elections.

Cast your mind back to when Auntie Hillary and I were battling for Florida. The atmosphere was so electrifying and it almost appeared as if we were actually contesting for the White house, rather than the Democratic party nominee.

These guys are so lame in comparison......Gingrinch and Santorum clearly, cannot be allowed to become viable candidates for 1600 Pennsylvania, but the GOP do not seem to have a better alternative in Romney....if anything he is what they call us; a Liberal Democrat!

Personally, all I see is a fight to the finish, because it is inconceivable that the conservatives with a big 'C' would stand aside and watch Romney walk the nomination. The Tea Party will definitely start to flap its wings very soon and the in-fighting will be an engaging blood-sport for the rest of us.

(The Michigan Daily - 01 02 2012)

On the fun side, we currently have a pot of bets in the White House and I must say there are still some names being mentioned who are not in the running at the moment....the likes of Sarah Palin is till favoured by some and the New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie appears to be on everyone's lips and consequently, some have put their money where their mouth resides.

I can tell you Michelle and the girls disagree with my final pick.....oh well, we will see. I keep telling them I am not President for nothing you know. ;-)

Either way, the GOP pick will have moi to contend with come November 2012 and although, I have begged God to make it Gingrinch, it seems the Lord wants me to work harder for the election!

Let the games begin....tomorrow is another day!

The Republican Money boys!

As you or may not know, my campaign diaries begin on Feb 1st 2012! Watch out for some hard-hitting digs at these GOP clowns.

Did u know the following:

Mitt Romney + Newt Gingrich = Getting MMoney RRich Twin!

Santorum + Romney = Money Rrams Nous!

Enjoy.....tomorrow is ANOTHER day.